Mr. Toad's Wild Ride in Hell, plus the saucy jokes you can make about it
At dinner one night in NY, someone mentioned going to a club called Toad's something or other in Richmond, VA. I asked if there were a wild ride there. He said no, then I asked if HE were the wild ride. 'Cuz I'm funny like that. Obviously I was thinking of Mr. Toad's Wild Ride at Disneyland. I learned later not everyone has heard of Mr. Toad's Wild Ride; turns out it closed in the 90's. I had no idea! I remember this ride scared me when I was younger, but couldn't put my finger on it. Well, Wikipedia offers one description that might hold a clue: The cars then enter what is presumed to be dark prison cells before abruptly turning right and landing on railroad tracks. The vehicles bounce up and down on the tracks before colliding head-on with an oncoming train, whereafter they are sent to one of the ride's most famous scenes — the ending scene in " Hell ." Created specifically for the ride by Disney Imagineers and not inspired by any scen...