Last night I was taking the bus to a friend's campus and sat down next to a grandma. Now, in the words of my friend Patrick, "Chinese grandmas are the sh*t." It's true: they can do anything and exude a quiet confidence I aspire to. (Also, they can totally snake all the good veggies at the market before anyone realizes what's happening.) They rule with a silk fist. You don't mess with a Chinese grandma. And to a Chinese grandma, all the world's a grandchild, especially a lone foreign girl. I sat down next to grandma in my short skirt and knee-high boots, sans stockings, and she immediately began chastising me for being bare-legged. I explained I don't have stockings, and she started running her hands up and down the bare-showing parts of my thighs, trying to warm me up. After a year and a half here, this didn't faze me (haha, I first wrote "phase" me), but I still had to laugh at the image of a Chinese grandma feeling up a random foreig...
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Oh, sorry. DARN this ring on my left hand! (Just kidding.)
That is one Fine Specimen of Manliness, girl..... I think I may have to make this photo my screen saver. LOL... ;)
OK, I think I need to leave your blog now. I've been gazing at him quite awhile and I'm thinking VERY impure thoughts. ;)
Yummy.
I like dark eyes...maybe because I have green ones. Funny how that works, huh?