Men With Badges Are Hot, AKA Licking Mulder (And Don Draper)

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I like to use the word 'lick' to convey my attraction/desire for someone.

Mulder: after all these years, still very lickable.  



This picture also reminds me: beard burn? Always worth it. (It also reminds of the pictures I never shared from last Halloween because I had beard rash in places other than my face.) 

And this might be the military brat it me, but men with badges are hot. Even when they're not hot, they're still hot. 


If Don Draper had a badge, I'd probably kitten-lick him to death. I mean, come on. 


Comments

Busy Bee Suz said…
You make me laugh so much.
I use the word LICK too, but in a different way. When I see the girls touching something disugusting (nasty hand rails?) I often tell them: Well, you might as well lick that.
I agree about Mulder and Don Draper too.
Saturday, January 22, 2011
LL Cool Joe said…
They all have similar noses. :D
Saturday, January 22, 2011
Ileana said…
Men in authority are pretty sexy unless they're total idiots (and use their power to intimidate...then they're just obnoxious!). I've found men attractive because of the way they carry themselves at work...and yes, Mulder is still quite hot! Bring on the beard rash, Chica! lol
Saturday, January 22, 2011
yrautca said…
Pretty much everyone who has a 9-5er has a badge in a city like Chicago. I do like Hank Moody but not in a licky way.
Sunday, January 23, 2011
Technodoll said…
LOL we're just catching up on the last season of Mad Men and commenting on how bad Draper looks compared to the other seasons, and whether it's done on purpose.

He still has the "Draper Dick" magic goin' on though! LOL!

Well, that's what Vegas said.
Sunday, January 23, 2011
Tracey Axnick said…
Yeah, I think I could kitten-lick Don Draper to death as well.

He's delectable... (or de-lick-table...)
Friday, February 04, 2011
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